Austrian Slang-Dictionary for English people

We all know about the difficulties of being in a foreign country and not understanding a single word of what the locals say. Now with this brand new online phrase-dictionary English speaking persons will be able to communicate with Austrians in their typical slang.

Here's a collection of the most useful phrases in daily conversation with Austrians. On the left you see the Austrian slang in English words, on the right you find the translation into English:


EVERYDAY PHRASES
days cone neat (war-) sign   = this can't be (true)
days gayed gore neat    = you can't do that!
days gayed meow!    = this drives me mad!
do beast guns loose dick   = you are very funny
shy's Dean add-on    = don't shit in your panties
where days neat can't is day but  = if you don't know this, you're stupid
host net cared?     = haven't you heard?
nature wé dare!     = not again! (pronounciation on 'we')
gets wider!     = move on!
woes ease?     = what's up?
woes gayed?     = what's going on?
ace war show lie won't, over...   = it was ok, but...
E-Date Lee bar...  = I'd prefer to...
hair steep rope ears over Reebók's net  = listen, I'm trying, but I can't do it
e-cómmerce doom dry    = I won't be there until 3 o'clock
e-control éar days gay Sháne   = I got everything under control
height penis so fair dick   = today I'm wasted


INDICATING PROBLEMS
bean war shinely neat dough   = i'm probably not there
bean lie there fair hindered   = unfortunately i'm impeded
mere home up rope lame    = we've got a problem

BEING RUDE
lows me in room it them track   = leave me alone with that crap
do doom ass ow!     = you stupid fuck!
douche ice curl!    = you prick!
home sun shoes?     = are you crazy?
sun song rained?    = are you crazy? (did you run against a wall?)
so was blades we're do cared fair boat ten = stupidity like yours has to be prohibited
deep lay the key bar I    = the fucking police